Tuesday, 28 April 2009

http://cyclebitch.blogspot.com/


My buddy Tom has a blog too, its called 'CYCLE BITCH'. He spelt my name wrong in it and i thought he new how to spell my name, how wrong i was. You never DO know. I am slightly concerned that he feels it appropriate to name me in his blog but refer to everyone else under an alias or mocking nickname.

On the subject of mocking names i feel he is using his blog to demonise his bezzie mate, Hector. He referes to him as the ginger one and suggests that he spends the days farting teasing, bullying, smoking, shitting and commiting zooicide. Anyone that knows hector knows at least one of these is a fabrication. I am glad the interweb can be used as forum for people to continue ongoing fueds without having to talk directly to their faces or even use their names.

But for serious though, it is quite a good blog. See you on Thursday Tom. Keep up the good work.

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Moleskin


If anyone finds a black eastpack bag with a moleskin diary in it, its mine. It looks just like this one except its in english and has more references to assassination attempts and disgusting sexual tabboos. It also has my name and phone number in the opening page. And a rocket cock my friends girlfriend drew. And a massive R in red on it (thats the first letter of my last name). I left it on the 37 last night. I really need it back. I dont even remember the other letters of my last name.