BEEEEEEEEZ

This is Beez. I was never a great skateboarder... i rollerbladed because i loved it, and it was easier to be good. Skateboarding is definately a more credible activity and these guys do it so sexy it hurts. BEEZ

LOVE

is a difficult thing to define. Some would say that posting pictures of someone on your blog is not a action of love. I was looking for a woman i fell in love with 5 years ago, i looked on facebook, her name is Akiko Takahashi. It turns out this is the most common female name in the world. I never found my Akiko but in the process added about 12 Akiko Takahashi's. Whilst looking for the correct Akiko i found this one, who looks amazing. She is the one in the middle, in pink. Cool eh
Look at her friend making a nughty gesture while everyone else feels the love, shes doing it in the above picture too.

Here are a few of her horsing around.

http://cyclebitch.blogspot.com/

My buddy Tom has a blog too, its called 'CYCLE BITCH'. He spelt my name wrong in it and i thought he new how to spell my name, how wrong i was. You never DO know. I am slightly concerned that he feels it appropriate to name me in his blog but refer to everyone else under an alias or mocking nickname.

On the subject of mocking names i feel he is using his blog to demonise his bezzie mate, Hector. He referes to him as the ginger one and suggests that he spends the days farting teasing, bullying, smoking, shitting and commiting zooicide. Anyone that knows hector knows at least one of these is a fabrication. I am glad the interweb can be used as forum for people to continue ongoing fueds without having to talk directly to their faces or even use their names.

But for serious though, it is quite a good blog. See you on Thursday Tom. Keep up the good work.

Moleskin

If anyone finds a black eastpack bag with a moleskin diary in it, its mine. It looks just like this one except its in english and has more references to assassination attempts and disgusting sexual tabboos. It also has my name and phone number in the opening page. And a rocket cock my friends girlfriend drew. And a massive R in red on it (thats the first letter of my last name). I left it on the 37 last night. I really need it back. I dont even remember the other letters of my last name.

ELAN 'Elan' Elan

Apparently the term Elan means stylish, cool, and other complementary things. Its also a car. I found some other definitions of the term Elan on the inter web, this only scrapes the surface.

2. Elan
A devastatingly Handsome creature but upon further study many other distinguishing characteristics pop out. Elans tend to be very competitive and are known to sling mud if it is losing. Elans tend to be hilarious causing all around him to laugh. Elans can be cocky but over all they are very loving and a good friend to have on your side. Elans like to use words like rim job or gayper. If you combine an Elan with a Fuger, Rasor, or an RT the level of hilarity can be dangerous! If you would like to trap an Elan the best bait to use is an Xbox 360, beer or a big tittied woman (with or with out the butta face.)If you capture an Elan prepare yourself for a sleazy good time but what ever you do don't lend its broke ass any money :)
This party is lame you know what it needs? It needs an Elan.
rim job fuger chelsea handsome beer

3. Elan
a person with a gigantic penis
stephanie couldnt walk correctly for a week after sleeping with an Elan
large dick large penis boner elon sex

4. Elan
Extremely intelligent and beautiful young lady with a pronounced wildside, though this is set coterminus with a tremendous respect for those who follow the rules of rationality. A thinker and an doer.
Elan may break the rules, but she knows how not to get caught. Not that she cares anyway.

Turkish delight

Last Friday night me and my pall nearly got the turkey knocked out of us. It was at that bus stop in Old Street, you know, the one outside the 2 kebab shops. Anyway, be careful because we did nothing (much) inflamatory to anger these turkish gentlemen. They reside in the southern most shop, the one that doesn't do fish. They all had plenty of meat. They told Hector he sounded like he was from the country, he does, its a shame. The bus and me saved our pretty faces.

I never did follow through with my childhood threat to buy a Moped. This is what i would be doing now if i had. Wasted youth